Saganism—only the measureable exists.

Reformed Saganism—I believe what happens to me.

Objectivism—A is A. all reality is objective and external to the mind and that knowledge is reliably based on observed objects and events.

Humanism (short form)—Humans are the measure of all things.

Roddenberryism—Humans are clever, and they work hard. No need for Afghanistanization.

Sciencetism—nothing matters except the scientific method.

Science—the study of measurable phenomena inside a repeatable frame of reference.

Existentialism—Oh, gods, Iím so depressed.

Logical Positivism—A philosophy asserting the primacy of observation in assessing the truth of statements of fact and holding that metaphysical and subjective arguments not based on observable data are meaningless.